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The fire engine's siren is in perfect tune with the song on my stereo. The sun is hot on …

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Neck tattoos: a great way to look like a criminal without actually serving any of that pe…

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I make love to Miles Davis. #shitgetscrazy

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My girl and I agreed on a home birth, but I get to knock her up in a hospital.

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I'd prefer to master an accent than a language. This is how superficial I've become.

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Oh my jesus goodness wtf christ. ...no more inter-species blowjobs for me. …

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