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The fire engine's siren is in perfect tune with the song on my stereo. The sun is hot on …

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Red carpet. How red? So red.

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Whenever I take off my belt for security at the airport I'm tempted to twirl it around an…

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Dear GI Joe, Your logo looks a hell of a lot like a vagina. That is all. Sincerely, Isaac

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Watched Willam Dafoe in The Hunter tonight. ...I advise that you do not do the same.

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He may be homeless but I'm kind of jealous.

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