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13 April 2012
Red carpet. How red? So red.
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Isaac Simons
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13 April 2012
Red carpet. How red? So red.
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10 April 2012
Dear GI Joe, Your logo looks a hell of a lot like a vagina. That is all. Sincerely, Isaac
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25 March 2012
He may be homeless but I'm kind of jealous.
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21 March 2012
I swallow my iPhone, eat a bag of nuts, and play a lot of Draw Something while singing. Mashable seems to find this newsworthy. http://t.co/LSt5YtVV
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13 March 2012
Don't mind if I do, ma'am.
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11 March 2012
Last night in a cheap motel. Bolt lock attaches to nothing; we use a chair to barricade the door. Classy.
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09 March 2012
Turn left at the nudist, and welcome to Hollywood.
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04 March 2012
We podcasting!! Upload on iTunes tomorrow! #Iyscast
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02 March 2012
I'm upping my rates.
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01 March 2012
Rosetta Stone should really consider jumping on this.
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28 February 2012
Indie100 represents proper.
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28 February 2012
Laying down some thought w/@Latrellhart on Indie100.
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26 February 2012
Also of note: Cameron Diaz's ass has gone missing. If anyone has any relevant details please call 1-800-LOST-BOOTY asap.
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25 February 2012
Greece in Los Angeles. Rooftop terrace @ The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
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20 February 2012
What the hell am I doing back on #AsKassem? ...honestly.
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23 January 2012
Midday everyday I come here to make sense of things. ...I'll let you know when I figure it all out.
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16 July 2011
A couch, a turntable, and a gramophone... If there's heaven on earth, this may be it.
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03 January 2012
Places I go to think... Or attempt to.
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05 September 2011
Another still from The Muse, in which I am wondering, "Am I really being filmed sitting in my underwear?" ...the answer was yes.
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11 July 2011
...and still my favorite sci-fi novel of all time. Alfred Bestor/The Stars, My Destination.
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24 May 2011
Doing a radio spot- will air next week. Best thing about radio? No drawers required.
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26 July 2011
Swear I just read 'finer arts' as 'inner farts'. ...It may be time to lay off the highbrow literature for today.
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14 December 2011
Man... Ed Norton's put on weight since Fight Club.
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18 September 2011
Perfect for making that tossed corpse salad...
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04 March 2012
We podcasting!! Upload on iTunes tomorrow! #Iyscast
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16 June 2011
For those who missed the show last night... Here's a clip of a new song I was writing in my car behind the club b4 I went on.
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24 November 2011
Release the Kraken!!
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14 July 2011
Back on the mats! ...and I'm hurting already.
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10 April 2012
Dear GI Joe, Your logo looks a hell of a lot like a vagina. That is all. Sincerely, Isaac
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27 February 2011
The best part of eating beets is in 2 hours when I forget I did, pee red, and think I'm dying.