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  • 21 March 2012 I swallow my iPhone, eat a bag of nuts, and play a lot of Draw Something while singing. Mashable seems to find this newsworthy. http://t.co/LSt5YtVV
  • 13 March 2012 Don't mind if I do, ma'am.
  • 11 March 2012 Last night in a cheap motel. Bolt lock attaches to nothing; we use a chair to barricade the door. Classy.
  • 09 March 2012 Turn left at the nudist, and welcome to Hollywood.
  • 04 March 2012 We podcasting!! Upload on iTunes tomorrow! #Iyscast
  • 02 March 2012 I'm upping my rates.
  • 01 March 2012 Rosetta Stone should really consider jumping on this.
  • 28 February 2012 Indie100 represents proper.
  • 28 February 2012 Laying down some thought w/@Latrellhart on Indie100.
  • 26 February 2012 Also of note: Cameron Diaz's ass has gone missing. If anyone has any relevant details please call 1-800-LOST-BOOTY asap.
  • 25 February 2012 Greece in Los Angeles. Rooftop terrace @ The Museum of Jurassic Technology.
  • 20 February 2012 What the hell am I doing back on #AsKassem? ...honestly.

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  • 05 September 2011 Another still from The Muse, in which I am wondering, "Am I really being filmed sitting in my underwear?" ...the answer was yes.
  • 11 July 2011 ...and still my favorite sci-fi novel of all time. Alfred Bestor/The Stars, My Destination.
  • 24 May 2011 Doing a radio spot- will air next week. Best thing about radio? No drawers required.
  • 26 July 2011 Swear I just read 'finer arts' as 'inner farts'. ...It may be time to lay off the highbrow literature for today.
  • 14 December 2011 Man... Ed Norton's put on weight since Fight Club.
  • 18 September 2011 Perfect for making that tossed corpse salad...
  • 04 March 2012 We podcasting!! Upload on iTunes tomorrow! #Iyscast
  • 16 June 2011 For those who missed the show last night... Here's a clip of a new song I was writing in my car behind the club b4 I went on.
  • 24 November 2011 Release the Kraken!!
  • 14 July 2011 Back on the mats! ...and I'm hurting already.
  • 10 April 2012 Dear GI Joe, Your logo looks a hell of a lot like a vagina. That is all. Sincerely, Isaac
  • 27 February 2011 The best part of eating beets is in 2 hours when I forget I did, pee red, and think I'm dying.